Can you imagine like that pizza guy probably woke up dreading his day going to work to deliver pizzas and then he eNDS UP DELIVERING PIZZAS TO THE OSCARS AND TALKS TO JULIA ROBERTS
THE PIZZA GUY FANDOM ARISES
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.
Green M&Ms count as vegetables right
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
The Japanese say you have three faces.
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.